This morning I woke up a 31 year old woman. Can I still call myself a girl? Where the hell has the time gone? Sometimes I sit and think to myself, how the heck did I get here? And don’t confuse “here” with somewhere bad. Because I’m kinda living my best life ever possible. But, you know what I mean.
So in honor of turning 31, here are 31 things you might not know about me.
#1
I’ve jumped off this quarry cliff. 65 ft tall. It was crazy stupid. I don’t think my parents ever even knew.
#2
I sneeze a lot. My allergies get worse year after year. I just finally made an allergist appt.
#3
I get really grouchy when I’m hungry. I’m kinda passionate about food.
#4
I’m not a big sweet eater, but Baskin Robbins should bring back Chocolate Mouse Royal for shizzy.
#5
I moved to Charleston without knowing a soul. Best risk taken ever.
#6
I collected trolls when I was a child. My mom saved them and now my kids play with them.
#7
I’m so relieved that I didn’t marry a man who wants to vacation in an RV. No offense. #notmything.
#8
Josh proposed to me 2 months after we met. That was over 7 years ago.
#9
My pet peeve is lateness.
#10
Chassity isn’t my real name. I witnessed a mob hit and am in witness protection. That’s a lie.
#11
I’m not so much a pet lover. Especially dogs. My husband says this means I’m soulless.
#12
I’m grossed out by gum, soft drinks, and cigarettes.
#13
The one time I tried to learn to surf I got sea sick.
#14
I’m terrified of what’s in the ocean, bugs that sting, scary movies, and the dark.
#15
I dated a psychotic guy when I was in high school. Just long enough to learn not to date another one.
#16
I bite my nails. It’s disgusting. I know I know I should stop.
#17
I love to travel far distances and surprise people by just showing up. You should try it sometime.
#18
I have a trucker mouth, with the f-bomb being my most favorite of them all.
#19
I also eat like a trucker. Burgers, pizza, mexican, and cheesy fries are my favorites.
#20
I had to have 3 blood transfusions after delivering Fletcher. That shit was cray.
(You’re not getting a picture of that one.)
#21
Growing up, BabySitter’s Club (though I never babysat) & Sweet Valley High books were my jam.
#22
I’m addicted to my iphone, my mac, and singing.
#23
The Parent Trip (the original with Hayley Mills) is one of my most favorite movies ever.
#24
Before the age of 11 I logged a lot of miles on 4-wheelers. Even got pulled over on one.
#25
I’m generally really cheery, but I also have an inner hot head. It’s true.
#26
I sang “It Must’ve Been The Mistletoe” in front of my whole school in the 6th grade.
#27
While I sang that song I probably had a huge bow right on top of my head. I used to do that.
#28
I know the words to most raps songs from 1990-2005. I don’t know what happened after that.
#29
I really want to get a breast reduction one day.
#30
I check my front porch multiple times a day for deliveries. Aways hoping.
#31
This dress I wore to my 30th bday party last year fits kinda tight today. I’m working on that.
But not today :) xoxo
The Parent Trap is my fav movie also!
Awww, happy birthday! I loved this post! It was so fun to learn more about you. I’m totally with you on # 28! We should do a rap off one day! :)
Awww what a great list. Happy birthday, sweet friend!
love this post and love how honest it is!! happy birthday!!
looove these personal looks into real life! you sound even more delightful than I had previously gathered you were xo
This post is so awesome. I’m also 31, and #28 really resonated with me. I karaoke early 90’s rap songs like a boss, but can’t keep up with FloRida or Pitbull. Ouch! Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday!!!! 31 , you have such a blessed life! Your list just proved that you are as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside. Some things on your list are exactly me and others are light years away from me, ha! Ex… That cliff no way, ever!
PS Best take away that you once dated a cray in high school but married a prince :)))) praying my high school daughter follows suit sooner than later:(
Happy Birthday…:)
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Happy Birthday Chassity, I hope to be half as fabulous as you when I turn 31!
Happy Birthday Chassity! Hope you’re out having a fun day celebrating.
Happy Birthday!! Love this post! So funny. I am not a big fan of dogs, love the Parent Trap, and also loved Babysitters club but hated babysitting!
Happy Birthday! Hope you are having an amazing day!
Happy Birthday!! What a great post!! Babysitters Club was also my jam growing up. Enjoy your day!
Happy happy birthday to you!! LOVED reading this list. Haha. Hilarious. And I kind of agree with Josh about the dog-thing. ;)
I hope you have a wonderful day and find lots of surprises on your front door. Haha. (I am a tad guilty of that near my birthday and christmas too!)
Cutest post ever! Happy happy happy happiest birthday!! We will celebrate over numerous margaritas in a month! xoxoxo
This just put a big ole smile on my face birthday girl!!! And that cliff well that is just awesome!!
Best post of my life!!!!!! I seriously loved reading all about you. SO I’m 31, dated a psycho in high school {and a few after that sadly} and love the f bomb. I also moved to San Diego not knowing a soul. Soul mates? But I love animals esp pets. Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! Oh and I’m sorry about the blood transfusions…another reason I’m terrified to get pregnant. xoxooxoxoxo
Happy Birthday pretty pretty!!!
Happy happy birthday, loved reading your 31 things!
Awesome post!!! Happy Birthday!!
Happy happy birthday!!! Hope its an extra fabulous day !!
XO Lily
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Happy Birthday to u!!! You didn’t mention you ran track in middle school, I can probably find a pic ;) Have a great bday, and love the post!
Happy Birthday, Chassity! Enjoy your day :-) I hit the big 3-0 in 1 month and 1 day…xoxo http://www.styleoyster.blogspot.com
Love this! Original Parent Trap all the way!! Happy Birthday!
Oh Chassity girl, I could listen to a hundred things about ya and still think, what?!? No more?!? (c; I love that Josh proposed after two months…when it’s right, it’s right, no??? And surprising peeps really is the best…especially when it’s parents and you have the grandkids (c; Hope it’s the happiest birthday yet and that you’re getting f***ing spoiled (c:
ahh, happy birthday sweet girl! This was awesome! We happen to share the f bomb, babysitters club and sweet valley high. Have the most wonderful birthday! xoxo
I love following your blog! And I totally get “Hangry” too! Have a fabulous birthday!
I love this post! Happiest birthdays to you!
Happy Birthday!! Love your facts about yourself, and your blog!
xo, Becca
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Happy Birthday! Love this post. I too get really, really grouchy when I’m hungry but don’t think I could ever jump off of that cliff. Cheers to 31 being your best year yet. xx
cutest post chassity!! happy happy b’day….if 31 seems old, i’m on the road to turning 34- yikes!! and who cares about the dress fitting…totally blame it on the washing machine- enjoy your cake!! xo- Shannon
Happy happy birthday!!!! So happy to read all this, I’m terrified of the same things, scary movies are not my thing! Wishing you the happiest day of all! :)
Happy happy birthday!!!! So happy to read all this, I’m terrified of the same things, scary movies are not my thing! Wishing you the happiest day of all! :)
This post made my day- so fun to learn more about fabulous you. Happy, Happy Birthday sweet girl! xoxoxo
This is adorable! Happiest of birthdays to you!
xoxo, Emily
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Happy birthday Chassity, loved getting to know you better! I am turning 31 next week and it was so funny to see some of the similarities we share. I bet my troll collection and Babysitter’s Club books are still in my mom’s attic, I am going to give her a call and check! Hope you have a great day!
I loved this list and realized why we hit it off so fast. I’d say 2,4,5,9,11,12,18,23 & 28 are totally ones I could write for myself too! Love you girl and hope you have a Birthday as fabulous as you are! xoxox
Now go find you a taco trunk damnit!
Happy Birthday! What a great post:) I didn’t know anyone when I moved to Charleston either-terrifying, but best decision ever!
Happy Birthday!! Loved this post, so fun getting to know more about you! I’m not the BIGGEST dog person either, but my bf has a dog so I’m learning! Hope your 31st year is an amazing one!
Sweet Chassity- loved this and made me realize there is quite a bit I don’t know about you- I of course know your love food we share that for shizzle. Love the Troll and Babysitters Club collection and that cliff you jumped off- yowza more guts than me. Happy Birthday Pretty Girl! 31 is a great year for you I know it! xoxo
I absolutely loved this post. Love learning more about you, and learning how much more similar we are than I already knew! PS you know I am 100% behind that breast reduction. Happy happy happiest birthday!!! xoxoo